Hm. I’m starting to think I should delete a lot of these people’s numbers if I have such low opinions of them. Actually. This series is pretty much depressing me. You’re quirky and cool, but not as much as you…
My little cousin’s dog just had a litter and she won’t stop playing with them. But there’s no need to worry— it’s just puppy love.
So the King of Pop has died. Who was next up for the throne? Prince?
Life’s mysteries- Who gets down on their hands and knees in a public restroom to carve their name onto a toilet seat? And why??
The SPAM-bots are out en masse. I’m seriously considering turning off comments. I hate it when other places do that, but…. I seriously have to delete comments every day. So… what do you think?
Holy cow, I’m in a world where Wolverine was good, but Transformers 2 was slightly better. Welcome to 16-year-old Nerdtopia.
Nobody will get this unless you happen to know a little too much about this particular person. I love everything about you. I liked you better when you were younger, but I equally enjoy your prank-playing future self. I guess…
Please disregard the previous update. Obviously I don’t know how to update from my phone without going over the limi …
I think the solution to whether to continue John and Kate Plus Eight is obvious: parentheses. Change the title to John and (Kate Plus Ei …
I’ve wagered $20 that I’ll read at least two articles everyday for a month. Today I read “a” and “the.” Tomorrow I’m screwed.