I only read Newsweek for the centerfold.
I only read Newsweek for the centerfold.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XIX of XXVI)
This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else. You should come out with us more. You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends. I didn’t make…
Wait, are you even allowed to sign your own death warrants??
Wait, are you even allowed to sign your own death warrants??
Violence is never the answer.
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is “How do I punch my way out of this situation?”
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVIII of XXVI)
Man… did everyone in New Mexico’s name start with this letter? I love all the books you’ve given me and all the games we’ve played and am glad and proud to call you my true friend. Please explain whether you…
I just gained an hour and damn it, I’m going to use it.
I just gained an hour and damn it, I’m going to use it. But first: Law & Order.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVII of XXVI)
Hm. I see what I did here. We should hang out about 10 percent more often than we currently do. Because right now you seem too cool, but I think 10 percent more saturation ought to do it. I look…
It’s like a good story, only longer.
It’s like a good story, only longer.
Worst Segues Ever
Gakked from Steve: … But enough about your dad dying, have you ever heard of pet rocks? … speaking of things breaking when they’re not supposed to… … speaking of Billy, you know how when you dropped off your child,…
I’m not narcissistic, it just seems that way because nobody talks about me as much as I do.
I’m not narcissistic, it just seems that way because nobody talks about me as much as I do.