This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else. You should come out with us more. You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends. I didn’t make…
Wait, are you even allowed to sign your own death warrants??
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is “How do I punch my way out of this situation?”
Man… did everyone in New Mexico’s name start with this letter? I love all the books you’ve given me and all the games we’ve played and am glad and proud to call you my true friend. Please explain whether you…
I just gained an hour and damn it, I’m going to use it. But first: Law & Order.
Hm. I see what I did here. We should hang out about 10 percent more often than we currently do. Because right now you seem too cool, but I think 10 percent more saturation ought to do it. I look…
It’s like a good story, only longer.
Gakked from Steve: … But enough about your dad dying, have you ever heard of pet rocks? … speaking of things breaking when they’re not supposed to… … speaking of Billy, you know how when you dropped off your child,…
I’m not narcissistic, it just seems that way because nobody talks about me as much as I do.
…. well, this is a short post. I know two people who have this letter as the first letter of their name. Neither of them are in my phone book. But who cares, right? ¡Piyo! Te quiero mucho y me…