I’ve decided that this will be a grab bag of confessions to people who, for some reason, where not in my phone book. I am including people that I know through the Internet, though Ashley and Moof are not on…
Road Rage is so much more fun than Plane Gluttony or Jogger Lust.
My friend Simon is always saying, “Do as I say, not as I do.” Yes, this is what my friend Simon says.
Just one more… I must never speak to you again. This is for your own good. Also, for the sake of avoiding drama. I never realized how much of a douche you were, I’m glad you left. Navigation: pt. i,…
Wow, I’m almost getting to the end here.. Sorry you ended up with my brother. If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure that’s going to come to an end soon. You’re my boy and I love you,…
You know how a small percentage of the population is resistant to HIV? Is this also true for zombies? Why have we never seen that movie?
I’m not an armchair philosopher. I’m more of a hammock scientist.
I forget, is this a state where you can go forward on a red light?
Ha ha. That’s good, I guess, but get it right next time. Indeed. Navigation: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii,…
I’ve yet to see a detective movie that makes appropriate use of the google.