Do I have to return this both spick AND span?
Do I have to return this both spick AND span?
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XXII of XXVI)
Man, I hate it when I don’t know anyone with a particular letter of the alphabet. The first letter of your name is useless!! Navigation pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt.…
If a chimp pees on its handler, signs the word “Funny,” then snorts, does that count as humor? Because it makes me laugh.
If a chimp pees on its handler, signs the word “Funny,” then snorts, does that count as humor? Because it makes me laugh.
My logic has no law of non-contradiction.
My logic has no law of non-contradiction… And it does.
Quick! Someone go out and tickle a chimpanzee and tell me whether they laugh!
Quick! Someone go out and tickle a chimpanzee and tell me whether they laugh!
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XXI of XXVI)
Oh, you.. You’re fun and chipper and hyper and I enjoy hanging out with you, but we have so little else in common that I doubt that will happen ever again. I use you when I miss a call, but…
Kierkegaard- ‘You have to be a little more than queer [if you laugh alone]’ Ha ha– aw, crap.
Kierkegaard- ‘You have to be a little more than queer [if you laugh alone]’ Ha ha– aw, crap.
A nuanced position on the death penalty: I have nothing against killing people, I just don’t trust 12 of my peers to make that decision.
A nuanced position on the death penalty: I have nothing against killing people, I just don’t trust 12 of my peers to make that decision.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XX of XXVI)
I’ve decided to change up the order on the letters that were left. I don’t know if this is of any use to anyone, but I’m still hoping it’s figure-out-able, so… Yeah You’re one of my greatest friends, but you’re…
My Current Best and Worst Case Scenarios
(continued from here) Life doesn’t turn out the best-possible way you could imagine. It also doesn’t turn out the worst way. It’s usually something in between. —Professor of Propaganda and Public Opinion Frank Thayer Let’s be concrete. Imagine that the…