I think I just misquoted myself
“I really want her to not hate me, but I also really want her to shut up. You can understand the bind I’m in.” — Me to my friend Frank
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Four hours, five hundred dollars, and no health improvements later and the lesson is- if your child gets sick, buy ear plugs and lock th .
Four hours, five hundred dollars, and no health improvements later and the lesson is- if your child gets sick, buy ear plugs and lock the door.
These guys are as efficient as the american auto industry.
These guys are as efficient as the american auto industry.
It’s harder to check out of here than the hotel california.
It’s harder to check out of here than the hotel california.
My tummy hurts.
My tummy hurts. I’m going to check into the cafeteria wing of this hospital.
Man, i’m glad we beat the rush.
Man, i’m glad we beat the rush. I’d hate to be stuck at the hospital on Black Friday.
Nephew’s got steroids to lessen the swelling on his airways.
Nephew’s got steroids to lessen the swelling on his airways. Muscle mass, baldness, and increased aggression are just a bonus!
You know the saying “time heals all wounds?” I think that’s this hospital’s entire treatment plan.
You know the saying “time heals all wounds?” I think that’s this hospital’s entire treatment plan.
‘member when my parents had to bring Me to the hospital? Sigh.
‘member when my parents had to bring Me to the hospital? Sigh….. That was not fun for anyone.. Why didn’t I have an ironic uncle?
“Has he come into contact with any SARS patients? What about live poultry?”
“Has he come into contact with any SARS patients? What about live poultry?”