In hospital.
In hospital. Nephew sick. Sister-in-law worried It’s the consumption.
In hospital. Nephew sick. Sister-in-law worried It’s the consumption.
How do you tell someone that they’re a bad father, an awful husband, a terrible person, stupid, AND going bald? Does Hallmark have a card?
There is a 1:1 Ratio between desire to go out in the cold for fresh air and desire for a cigarette.
Happy Tofurkey Day Tofeveryone!
“We’ve tried a president with your IQ, now let’s try one with mine.”
My brother says he voted for McCain because he thought Obama was too much like Bush. Wow. Just wow.
Hey, i’m away from my home, let me know if I get burgled, yeah?
With mom. Wow i missed having these three conversations on repeat.
Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’ Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.” What’s yours?
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.