Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
When she’s crying, I start lying
I think I just quit nablopomo.
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I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…
Sad.
Sad. I don’t have a roommate anymore. 🙁
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest,…
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin.
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…
Doing an angry dance.
Doing an angry dance.
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008