It’s not TV, it’s HBO.
It’s not TV, it’s HBO… oh, wait, it actually is TV.
It’s not TV, it’s HBO… oh, wait, it actually is TV.
I have arrived at my brother’s place in North Carolina, alive… Yeah, I’m kinda disappointed too.
Fayetteville is weird. I thought i was going the wrong way because all the signs weren’t facing me, but they all said ‘wrong way.’
I know there are mad scientists, but are there any furious scientists?
She blinded me with science: hydrochloric acid.
In Georgia. No Russian tanks yet. Good. Got that, Russia? Wait till i get out of Atlanta to resume bombing activitiez.
I’d die for free speech, but i’d prefer to speak for free life.
I can take a kick to the groin like a man: huddled over gasping for air and weeping slightly.
When i end up in prison, facing imminent torture and death, i want to write my seminal work exploring the human condition: The Fluffy Penguin.
Louisiana just gave me the boot. Remind me to avoid florida.