Dear World: I’m beginning to think Mark Twain was a jackass.
Dear World: I’m beginning to think Mark Twain was a jackass. ALSO: All may have been discovered, I might have to flee the country.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
‘C’ for Cookie
88. I am a citizen of the world, but only two countries recognize my nationality: Mexico and the U.S. So weird. What’s this? Am I eating a cookie? How did that come about? Well, I’m glad you ask, World. See,…
My mom just sent me a friend request on hi5.
My mom just sent me a friend request on hi5… I think I’m going to go ahead and hang myself now.
Rigid Definitions
87. I’m afraid of waiters, secretaries, and janitors. Seriously. They have so much power over such a small area of your life that I fear angering them.
So the final Michigan compromise is EXACTLY what they had agreed to two WEEKS ago? Wow.
So the final Michigan compromise is EXACTLY what they had agreed to two WEEKS ago? Wow. Lame.
110O!
86. I wore braces all of senior year in high school and into my first semester of college. I don’t know why, though, because my teeth were never that bad. I guess I just wanted to fit in. Hey, last…
Holy friggin’ toot! I’m 25 now!! (Again!)
Holy friggin’ toot! I’m 25 now!! (Again!)
I put the ‘fist’ in ‘pacifist.
I put the ‘fist’ in ‘pacifist.’
“How’s the family?” needs to be a better question.
“How’s the family?” needs to be a better question. Seriously. I’m tired of answering ‘my mom likes soup and my brother plays WoW.’
I’m in Mexico and I have neon lemon hair.
I’m in Mexico and I have neon lemon hair. Could life be any more perfect?