Okay, my friends and I have now donated $165 to Myanmar relief via three different charities.
Okay, my friends and I have now donated $165 to Myanmar relief via three different charities.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Blindness
79. I’ve needed glasses since I was in fifth grade, but I didn’t get them for eight months because my mom couldn’t believe that her darling son didn’t have perfect vision. How F’ed up is that? I start a lot…
I need help lying to my nielsen diary.
I need help lying to my nielsen diary. What shows are on when thursday night? And when does AC360 come on?
“Hello, this is the wrong number.
“Hello, this is the wrong number. I mean, Hello.” “Yeah, is this John Grays?” “No, I’m sorry, you have the wrong number.” True story.
Enter now, supplies are limited, entry is not
77. My parents immigrated to the United States in 1987. As a direct result, I sort of want to thwack people whenever they talk about immigration (illegal or otherwise). Frankly, there are very few people I consider qualified to talk…
Oh Em Gee.
Oh Em Gee. I totally forgot to tweet something hilarious. Oops.
Grab a hold of your side: the funny tweet is imminent.
Grab a hold of your side: the funny joke is imminent.
You guys don’t even know how lucky you are to be following me.
You guys don’t even know how lucky you are to be following me. I’m going to do something REALLY funny, REALLY soon.
Ho ho ho, I’m sorry, I’m just laughing at that thing that I’m going to do soon.
Ho ho ho, I’m sorry, I’m just laughing at that thing that I’m going to do soon. It’s going to be very funny.
Okay, my funny thing is going to come up pretty soon now.
Okay, my funny thing is going to come up pretty soon now. Get ready.