Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot. I just realized that I sent off a check to the university in which I wrote “President Martin’s sex change” in the ‘for’ section.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
When (and how) to argue
65. After my brother joined the military, my mother began forcing my father and I to go to church as part of a ‘family activity.’ They bribed, lied, and cheated to get me to go. So I went, reluctantly. It’s…
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
The internet is down.
The internet is down. Would i be sensitive or a sissy if i wept openly?
Wow, that took a dark turn at the end…
63. For years my favorite number was 35. That just seems silly to me now, because it’s 100011 in binary. Dear World, I’ve decided to start treating you all as a single person, much like Anne Frank did to “Kitty.”…
I’ll be 25 until further notice.
I’ll be 25 until further notice. This means that I was now born in 1982 until May 29, after which I will have been born in 1983.
Ghost in the Machine
62. Every time I go somewhere, I have to carry books, a laptop, a notebook, or anything else. I have to. It’s my way to never forget stuff: I just make sure there’s always something to remember. This is supposed…
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!
Four attractive women smiled at me today.
Four attractive women smiled at me today. This doubles my life total.