Why is there so much drunk twittering?
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
54. The first novel I ever read was ‘Sphere.’ After that, I was into sci fi for quite a while. I don’t know what I like anymore. Man, I don’t know why I claimed I could write this post. The…
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
53. I usually wear jackets. Even during the summer. It’s not because I have a body temperature, I just really like having lots of pockets. One of these days I’ll design pants with lots of pockets for whatever ‘cargo’ I…
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
*Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: brilliant! Warm Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: Fug awful.
52. I have a very naturalistic outlook on life. For instance, I believe morality, identity, emotions, and consciousness are all evolutionary jerry rigs. If you’re at all interested, I’ll explain a few of those eventually. Trust me, the topic is…