A New Schedule!
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
54. The first novel I ever read was ‘Sphere.’ After that, I was into sci fi for quite a while. I don’t know what I like anymore. Man, I don’t know why I claimed I could write this post. The…
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
53. I usually wear jackets. Even during the summer. It’s not because I have a body temperature, I just really like having lots of pockets. One of these days I’ll design pants with lots of pockets for whatever ‘cargo’ I…
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
*Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: brilliant! Warm Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: Fug awful.