45. I don’t know if I’ve ever bought my own clothes. I’ve bought dress shirts in the past five years, but other than that, most of my clothes are just gifts, give-aways, or old clothes my mom gave me.1 A…
I was offered a job as a technical writer for $17 an hour, but I can’t accept it. I know, I’m beating myself up too.
44. I’ve driven across the country 8 times. On 7 of those occasions, I had nobody accompany me. Several of those trips involved 12 hours of driving or more at any given time. Four were all in one go. It…
When I run out of hair gel, I just shave my head. It’s the great circle of life.
43. I type in the Dvorak keyboard. I taught myself how a few months ago and haven’t looked back (or down) since. But let’s rewind: Talking killed the grunting star Writing killed the talking star Printing press killed the meticulous…
It’s almost 1 o’clock, why don’t I have pants on yet? This isn’t an episode of Cops!
Drinking makes the world go round… Wait, stop! Why is the world going round??
42. When I was 14, I began my own “Newsletter.” I did it because blogs didn’t exist yet, I didn’t have an Internet connection, I was underage, and I wanted to make people laugh. So I created a four-page document…
1: would you ever hit a lady with a baby? 2: Of course not, I’d hit her with a brick.
Clearing out frwitters that haven’t updated in over a month… Is this YOU??