Don’t you just love when your aunts are talking to you and you’re completely superfluous to the conversation?
Don’t you just love when your aunts are talking to you and you’re completely superfluous to the conversation?
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
A compliment greater than which nothing can be conceived, an insult like they just aborted said compliment
45. I don’t know if I’ve ever bought my own clothes. I’ve bought dress shirts in the past five years, but other than that, most of my clothes are just gifts, give-aways, or old clothes my mom gave me.1 A…
I was offered a job as a technical writer for $17 an hour, but I can’t accept it.
I was offered a job as a technical writer for $17 an hour, but I can’t accept it. I know, I’m beating myself up too.
AIM Transcripts II: How to screw with a person’s sanity
44. I’ve driven across the country 8 times. On 7 of those occasions, I had nobody accompany me. Several of those trips involved 12 hours of driving or more at any given time. Four were all in one go. It…
When I run out of hair gel, I just shave my head.
When I run out of hair gel, I just shave my head. It’s the great circle of life.
Video Killed the Radio Star
43. I type in the Dvorak keyboard. I taught myself how a few months ago and haven’t looked back (or down) since. But let’s rewind: Talking killed the grunting star Writing killed the talking star Printing press killed the meticulous…
It’s almost 1 o’clock, why don’t I have pants on yet? This isn’t an episode of Cops!
It’s almost 1 o’clock, why don’t I have pants on yet? This isn’t an episode of Cops!
Drinking makes the world go round.
Drinking makes the world go round… Wait, stop! Why is the world going round??
The other, other closet
42. When I was 14, I began my own “Newsletter.” I did it because blogs didn’t exist yet, I didn’t have an Internet connection, I was underage, and I wanted to make people laugh. So I created a four-page document…
1: would you ever hit a lady with a baby? 2: Of course not, I’d hit her with a brick.
1: would you ever hit a lady with a baby? 2: Of course not, I’d hit her with a brick.