51. When I was a kid, my brother and I would have coloring contests. Then we started having drawing contests. He always beat me (on the count that he was three years older). As a direct result, I stopped drawing…
Wait, do they run the olympic torch back to athens after the olympics? They should. It only makes sense.
‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?
I wish i could tweet in pictures, but that would go 950 words over the limit.
49. When I was 12, I thought I wanted to be a computer programmer or computer engineer, because I liked computers. A year later, I didn’t know what I wanted to be, but I knew I hated programming and I…
48. I don’t have any grandmothers left. My mom’s mum hanged herself when my mommy was 6 and my dad’s mum died of the diabetes when I was four. Actually, it happened just a few weeks before this picture was…
47. I don’t know when I’m joking half the time. Seriously. My brain works on an ironic gear, so sometimes I say funny things or say things in an amused tone of voice, but have no idea I’m doing it.…
46. I sometimes worry that I’ll get to the point where I won’t be able to relate to anyone without a tertiary education level or a finely-tuned sense of ironic irreverence. It seems that the amount of awkward silences between…
I’ve been offered four jobs so far this year: each one better than the last. I wonder how long I have to wait to be offered ‘President.’
Don’t you just love when your aunts are talking to you and you’re completely superfluous to the conversation?