Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5.
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5. I bet you’re jealous.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Flunking Expelled
58. Most of the things I know (that I’m good at) are self-taught. This makes my CV look far sparser than I really am. For instance, I never took a graphic design class, but I was a graphic designer for…
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai.
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai. I said i didn’t realize Harry Truman was a ninja.
I feel like writing in my diary.
I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
I never understood why garfield hates mondays.
I never understood why garfield hates mondays. its not like he works or anything. And jon works at home cause hes a cartoonist
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
Love me or hate me
56. I don’t believe in towels. I mean, I believe they exist, but I can’t get myself in the habit of using them. What’s the need? All of my clothes are made of cotton, not Rubidium! Time: Saturday, between 11…
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck.
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck. I think my news ignorant friends may be onto something…
A New Schedule!
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…