59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them. I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like…
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5. I bet you’re jealous.
58. Most of the things I know (that I’m good at) are self-taught. This makes my CV look far sparser than I really am. For instance, I never took a graphic design class, but I was a graphic designer for…
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai. I said i didn’t realize Harry Truman was a ninja.
I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
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I never understood why garfield hates mondays. its not like he works or anything. And jon works at home cause hes a cartoonist
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
56. I don’t believe in towels. I mean, I believe they exist, but I can’t get myself in the habit of using them. What’s the need? All of my clothes are made of cotton, not Rubidium! Time: Saturday, between 11…
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck. I think my news ignorant friends may be onto something…