41. I didn’t start listening to music until I was in high school. Before that, I honestly could not have told you the difference between rock and rap, classical and metal. (Name wise, I probably could have identified them with…
The order is bitch to yourself, joke to others. I always get the two confused..
An example of political suicide: “Yeah, well maybe Martin Luther King was ASKING to get shot.”
40. No matter where I go, I always have to carry something with me, usually in the form of a binder, book, or backpack. When I was a kid, I used to carry two books everywhere: in case i was…
Phenomenology. Why does something i care so little about have such a cool name?
Have you ever wanted to thwack a smarmy bastard so hard it made him cry? Yeah, i guess i deserved that.
OMG, OMG, @narfna is following me! I’ve gotta get her off my tail! OH NOOES!!
EUREKA!!! I FOUND MY PEN!! https://www.wts.hu/upload/index.php?route=product/search&search=patron%20unix … now if only I could order it…
I keep forgetting i can post via phone.
39. I learned to read when I was four because my mom was teaching my brother how to read and I wanted her to pay attention to me. Every time I hear that story, I’m astounded at how little has…