Nobody falls in love with a résumé
31. I refused to keep a resume until I graduated from college. I sort of regret that now. I look much, much worse on paper than I do in real life. I’m not sure why people always think about attractiveness…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Bad times to answer a cell phone
30. Senior year, I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone by pretending I didn’t want one as a “leash.” About three days after they ‘surprised’ me with it, I lost it. Apparently I switched it with a…
I’ll accept that something came up and I wasn’t stood up, but it still hurts.
I’ll accept that something came up and I wasn’t stood up, but it still hurts… 🙁
Do men have lower standards than women?
29. I was single from January 1, 2002 until November 12, 2005. That’s 46.35 months. After that, I realized that I don’t know if I can trust anyone who doesn’t know what it’s like to be alone. I think being…
A thought-by-thought account of The Case of the Chocolate Coin Pips
28. I’m so bad at e-mail, it’s ridiculous. Today I e-mailed my friend Steve in response to an e-mail he sent exactly ONE YEAR AGO. I swear I’ll get better at it someday, but I’m too much of a perfectionist…
When wrong number text messages fight back
27. I have scars on each wrist that look like I tried to kill myself with an ice pick. The true story, sadly, is far more lame. (Apparently this happens to me quite often. Check out these posts: 1, 2,…
had a wonderful date.
had a wonderful date. The only thing that could ruin my day is John King hosting AC360… Aww, DAMN IT!
Everytime I read a post about someone else’s life, I always wonder if it isn’t just an elaborate farce, the way my blog is…
26. I once tried to go a whole day in which everything I said was a lie. It was surprisingly difficult. Apparently there’s some things we say in day to day life that aren’t easily categorized as true or false.…
My brain: “Pixel’s going on a date? Huh.
My brain: “Pixel’s going on a date? Huh. I always thought he was gay. I wonder how much he’s paying her.”
Sheaby, Maybe
25. I think about going back to Australia every day. Every Day. And if I have to borrow the $2k to do it, I’ll do it. And this year. Hm. My circle of friends is so dynamic, it scares me.…