Visiting a first-grade class
8. I never learned my multiplication tables. I missed out on the grade that taught them: fourth grade. *sigh* I wonder what else I missed by skipping fourth grade. “Hey, lady, how do I know your child isn’t an ADULT…
8. I never learned my multiplication tables. I missed out on the grade that taught them: fourth grade. *sigh* I wonder what else I missed by skipping fourth grade. “Hey, lady, how do I know your child isn’t an ADULT…
7. I didn’t go to a “good college” after high school because my parents begged, threatened, and bribed me not to. Apparently, they were having some serious marital difficulties at the time and couldn’t bear the thought of me leaving…
I’m so sick of arguing about religion, I could puke with fury. What the hell does this matter??
6. My brother lives in Fayetteville, NC. I have no idea what he does for a living. Soon, I will live in Durham, NC. While I don’t really get along with him, I’m nevertheless excited about getting to live near…
5. I have one brother. I call him Paco because that’s his name. At least that’s what it should be. It sounds cool. I also, say the DNA tests, have two half-sisters. Since I always round down, I’m going to…
Why does it hurt more now when I get accepted into a grad program than when I get rejected? I should just tell them all to reject me.
4. I was born at 19:41, on 29 May 1985. There’s nothing really special about this day, but I still pause every time I see the clock say 5:29. I have a friend who’s birthday it is today. I feel…
3. If I get good practice, I can solve a standard Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds. This meme is directed entirely at Ashley. She knows why. These are all official IMDB “Plot Keywords” to movies I like. I am…
“Hey, lady, how can I be sure your child isn’t an ADULT molester?”
In Alaska. ¡Oh, mi dios!