Meta-shock
I’m trying to think of something offensive and yet funny, but I can’t seem to get them to mix in the exact formula that has made my blog so famous:1 Ingredients: One part taboo One part unexpected A dash of…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Insensitive Bastard
I want to write a sequel to Anne Frank’s The Diary of a Young Girl, but from the German Nazi point of view.
Life is too short to listen to anything but the white stripes
Life is too short to listen to anything but the White Stripes
Why does the Wikipedia article for Anne Frank not have any ‘Criticisms’ section?
Why does the Wikipedia article for Anne Frank not have any ‘Criticisms’ section?
: I still can’t believe I got accepted to a PhD Program in Duke.
: I still can’t believe I got accepted to a PhD Program in Duke… ZOMG!!
I had so many candy hearts that they turned on me.
Candy hearts!! ZOMG!!! I had so many candy hearts that they turned on me. I barely survived! Who ever thought a heart attack could be so yummy?
Welcome to Casa de Pixel
Okay, so not really. It’s actually Casa de Judy1, but she lets me stay here for $650 a month. So it’s really Cuarto de Pixel.2 But at least it has Muebles de Pixel.3 These pics are all taken from the…
10 Things that make people click on your post title
Numbers or Lists Hyperbolic claims Memes (for some people) Exclamation points!! Politics Things that might be about you Why are there only six items on this list? I call foul!
Checkmark Ethnicity
Having an ethnic name,1 I sometimes get people expecting me to show up in a Dashiki Poncho with bling. When I show up wearing only the bling, people are somewhat surprised. My name hinders my chances when applying for a…
Sombrero, Poncho, and Trench Coat
I can count on one hand how many times I’ve worn a giant sombrero or a poncho or a trench coat, but this doesn’t seem to stop people from having those instances be the first time they remember seeing me.…