3. If I get good practice, I can solve a standard Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds.
This meme is directed entirely at Ashley. She knows why.
These are all official IMDB “Plot Keywords” to movies I like. I am including more keywords than usual, because I chose them specifically to throw you off. See if you can guess what the movies are:1
- One Night / Twins / Foursome / Adultery / Sex / Female Nudity / Farting Contest / Character Name In Title
- Shirtless Male Bondage / Atheist / Faith / Teacher Student Relationship / Secret Identity / Character Name In Title
- Wallflower / Journalist / Beautiful Woman / Unrequited Love / Human Relationship / Single Father / Severe Diarrhea
- Bagpipe / False Identity / Hit In Crotch / Tuba / Rock Band / American Football / Title Spoken By Character
- Lesbian / Science Fair / Based On Cult TV Series / High School /Teacher Student Relationship / Drug Addict / Prostitute
- No Opening Credits / 555 Phone Number / Revolving Door / Plato / Obscene Finger Gesture / Title Spoken By Character
- Pearl Necklace / No Opening Credits / Repeated Line / No Title At Beginning / Poison / Antidote / Character Name In Title
- No Opening Credits / Demonic Grin / Deus Ex Machina / Real Life Siblings As Fictional Siblings / Character Name In Title
- Dysfunctional Family / Television / Destiny / Crush / Love At First Sight / Unwanted Kiss / Title Spoken By Character
- Altering History / Clock / Part Of Trilogy / Inventor / Car Trouble / Destiny / Manure / Time Machine / Delorean DMC 12
Can anybody (read: Ashley) guess what movies these are?
- Here’s a hint: you can’t. [↩]
#2 is Count of Monte Cristo. SUCK IT.
Also, 10 is Back to the Future.
Although, actually, it could be any of them so you needed to be more specific. And also…is 5 Strangers With Candy?
Damn! Okay, 10 is Back to the Future part 3 and 9 is Back to the Future part 1. I included the Delorean clue just to make you get one.
2 – Check
5 – Check
7 – Check (How did you ever guess that one??)
8 – Check
I’ll give you 6 out of 10 so far. Good job.
7. Batman Begins
8. Donnie Darko?
And WTF with number one. Seriously. Foursome? Farting contest?!
OH and btw next time you shouldn’t put DELOREAN in the keywords. Honestly, what other movie could that possibly be? I mean, really, that’s like putting Millenium Falcon in and not expecting someone to guess Star Wars.