Louisiana just gave me the boot.
Louisiana just gave me the boot. Remind me to avoid florida.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Wow, i’ve made it to central texas and not died yet.
Wow, i’ve made it to central texas and not died yet… I think that’s a bad omen.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!!
I mean that in the nicest of ways. 94. I was never a very black & white kind of person, but I definitely believed there were fewer shades of grey. I guess getting older has taught me that most things…
My mom says I shouldn’t pack the fine China with the bowling balls, I say she’s being too pessimistic
93. Apparently, when things get serious in an interpersonal/emotional way, I respond by telling jokes. I’m not emotionally unavailable— honest!— I just think that many times these trains of thought make people sad, so I have to constantly pull over…
I think I just got engaged via text message .
I think I just got engaged via text message … And I wouldn’t put it past either of us to go through with it… Heh, tres magnifique.
If she had asked me this time last year, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
If she had asked me this time last year, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
My stupid, stupid cousin: “My cell phone doesn’t know how to spell enough.
My stupid, stupid cousin: “My cell phone doesn’t know how to spell enough. Look: E-N-U-F-F. It doesn’t even give it as an option!”
There’ll be time enough to sleep when I’m dead… which will happen soon enough if I don’t go to sleep soon
92. My head is a perfect sphere, to counteract this, I cut my hair in a very top-heavy way. Also, I grow facial hair… all three and a half whiskers of it. The last line of this post, which I…
The score to beat is 2
91. I am not competitive by nature. By which I mean I am, I just win all the time, so I have to pretend I’m not. My friend Frank came up with a fabulous thought experiment: In a given month,…
Why does everybody love Pixel?
90. I’ve never made more than $7 an hour… yeah, I was getting ripped off for years, then I graduated and couldn’t find a job I liked or that paid well. I’m ashamed of that. Dear World, So… I’m back. …