Wow, i’ve made it to central texas and not died yet.
Wow, i’ve made it to central texas and not died yet… I think that’s a bad omen.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!!
I mean that in the nicest of ways. 94. I was never a very black & white kind of person, but I definitely believed there were fewer shades of grey. I guess getting older has taught me that most things…
My mom says I shouldn’t pack the fine China with the bowling balls, I say she’s being too pessimistic
93. Apparently, when things get serious in an interpersonal/emotional way, I respond by telling jokes. I’m not emotionally unavailable— honest!— I just think that many times these trains of thought make people sad, so I have to constantly pull over…
I think I just got engaged via text message .
I think I just got engaged via text message … And I wouldn’t put it past either of us to go through with it… Heh, tres magnifique.
If she had asked me this time last year, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
If she had asked me this time last year, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
My stupid, stupid cousin: “My cell phone doesn’t know how to spell enough.
My stupid, stupid cousin: “My cell phone doesn’t know how to spell enough. Look: E-N-U-F-F. It doesn’t even give it as an option!”
There’ll be time enough to sleep when I’m dead… which will happen soon enough if I don’t go to sleep soon
92. My head is a perfect sphere, to counteract this, I cut my hair in a very top-heavy way. Also, I grow facial hair… all three and a half whiskers of it. The last line of this post, which I…
The score to beat is 2
91. I am not competitive by nature. By which I mean I am, I just win all the time, so I have to pretend I’m not. My friend Frank came up with a fabulous thought experiment: In a given month,…
Why does everybody love Pixel?
90. I’ve never made more than $7 an hour… yeah, I was getting ripped off for years, then I graduated and couldn’t find a job I liked or that paid well. I’m ashamed of that. Dear World, So… I’m back. …
Just saw Paris Hilton’s ad and.
Just saw Paris Hilton’s ad and… it was okay, I guess. More than anything, it’s just hilarious that it’s news.