I think I just got engaged via text message .

I think I just got engaged via text message … And I wouldn’t put it past either of us to go through with it… Heh, tres magnifique.

Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.
I made a car out of trash and a trash can out of car parts.
Netflix has both “Barry” and “Someone Marry Barry” on right now.
It’s hard to meet someone halfway when they keep moving the goalposts.

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