A good safe word is just calling out the wrong name
A good safe word is just calling out the wrong name
A good safe word is just calling out the wrong name
Things I know at 31 that I wish I’d known at 21. A short th read: 1) the peak of the market 2) the ideas that won Nobel prizes 3) that she was into me 4) French 5) how Game…
Someone should make an edition of lord of the rings consisting only of the poems, hobbits, and Tom Bombadil. So I have something to ignore
I’m the Mr. Magoo of humor
My uncle once said, “how many more times am I going to see you? Ten?” I’d never considered the finitude of that relationship. Within a few years, his brother, another uncle of mine, died. He was 54. I saw him…
Had the awful realization that I don’t remember how my ex-fiancée styled her hair.
Central time. Pfft! More like Off Central time
My chess score has dropped 200 points on this road trip. That’s a warning kids: don’t play chess and drive. Tweet instead.
So far, North Dakota lives up to the low-pe
Scott Olson, “State school undergrad will cost over $200,000 for newborns today. What’s your plan?” Well, the plan WAS abortion..