Feels like suicide attempts are implicit DNRs
Feels like suicide attempts are implicit DNRs
Feels like suicide attempts are implicit DNRs
You think I’m heartbroken, you should see the OTHER guy!
Sleep advice: get up and walk around for a bit if you can’t fall asleep within the first six hours of laying in bed.
Knuckle tattoos that say “Lorem ipsum”
If I had a time machine, I would have a hard time killing a baby unless I knew for SURE it was going to grow up to be a hipster.
I hate going to weddings. It’s an expensive way to spend time with your friends’ friends. And your friends don’t have good taste in friends… by definition
13! My Twitter account is old enough to steal alcohol now!
Canadians have a dozen ways to say “snow,” no ways to say “no”
1: where do you see yourself in five years? 2: best case scenario? Dead. Worst case scenario? Dying
So is the microchip in the first or the second dose? Half & half?