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One time, my dental hygienist gave me a hot tip on Settlers of Catan. “Settle near a three! Three lands more often than the board says it does.” I think about this often.

Sometimes, the smallest reconciliation can make your day. Today, I realized my once and future best friend didn’t actively block me on main.

Jack disease: Jack ages at 4x the normal rate. Benjamin Button case: Benjamin is born at age 84 and ages backward. The question for today is: when would it be socially acceptable for them to date? As we all know,…

Are there gorillas in the monsterverse? People seem to not know that Kong is just a big gorilla.

Me: “I’ve been feeling more depressed recently” Also Me: “you’ve been spending time on Twitter again” Me again: “what’s your point?” Me, too: *scrolling*

I miss when , , and were among my most commonly used emojis. Now it’s just , , and .

The next checks should just go to me because I’d spend them all on local businesses. It’s trickle around economics!

“I wish for one more wish infinite times.”

I kinda like myself a little, maybe, somewhat, sort of, right now. It’s nice. You should try it! 🙂