The monitor shimmered momentarily. Then, the image changed to a torch-lit scene of brutal riots. Tijuana residents were throwing Molotov cocktails through store windows. There was looting, severe language, beatings, a gang rape of a local TV anchorman and— at…
This year I’m doing NaNoWriMo, the project in which you write a novel in one month. I’m also doing NaBloPoMo, the project in which you write one post every day for one month. The problem is that NaNoWriMo is on…
Am I the only one that hates South Park? South Park is batting .001
This is a historical document. It details the period immediately before the ending of the universe as well as a few seconds (or eons?) afterwards. It focuses on the misadventures of one pseudo-heroic, genetically manipulated Grecian youth. It is to…
Just received four ‘happy halloween’ text messages…. Yikes
Metafiction is a type of fiction that self-consciously addresses the devices of fiction. It is the literary term describing fictional writing that self-consciously and systematically draws attention to its status as an artifact in posing questions about the relationship between…
or: Things that I’ve joked about that I now realize were in bad taste and yet I still haven’t learned to curb my tongue.1 Politics Religion Race The lives of your children Bomb jokes at the airport Poison candy jokes…
Evaluation of Merit Pixel Q. Styx, certified blog writer Insight: 9.5 Originality: 10 Hilarity: 7 Reliability: 6.5 Language: 9.5 Spelling: 9.5 Social Science: 9.5 Art: 4 Cooperation: 5 Courtesy: 10 Self Reliance: 9 Conduct: 10 Attention: 9 Workmanship: 8 Effort:…
(Actual conversation just now) 2: I love Moof! She sent me a sock once. Here. 3: You carry around a sock with you? 2: Look! 1: You carry that around with you? … twenty minutes later… 3: I can’t believe…
Inspired by Courtney’s latest post, I’ve decided to do a similar thing here. She said, Ask me anything you want. I will do the Jeopardy version of this and ask you all to give me any one answer and I’ll…