All filler, no killer
I think my next check refills will be giant, novelty checks. Is it just me or has NaBloPoMo made blogging less fun? Today I am thankful for… black bean burgers. p.s. Why isn’t there an Anderson Cooper 360° podcast on…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Ode to the Lappy
I’ve had a swarm of e-mail, phone calls and sympathy packages over my poor lappy since I first reported its demise at the beginning of this month. The hours and days and weeks have been hard for everyone involved, so…
Things you only miss when they’re gone
Youth Hair Your children Your parents Sex Zombies Glasses Hot water Water in general Heat in general Freedom Slaves… I mean maids The respect of your coworkers Health Anderson Cooper 360•1 Peace in the Middle East Your wife/husband2 Food Living…
really wearing a poncho and boxers.
really wearing a poncho and boxers. I didn’t think I actually did that! Is this art imitating life, or life imitating art?
Things I do that Jack Bauer doesn’t
Ask permission… nicely Dance Have a satisfying poop Not kill people for days at a time Keep my promises, even when it’s inconvenient1 Be giddy Play Halo with my friends Lose… at anything at all Share one of my Twix…
Zoom zoom whir whir
Have you ever seen Heroes? No, check these out. What about Afterworld? No? Ha ha, lookie what I’ve found. House? Ha ha, you get the gist.. I’ve had access to high-speed Internet before. 1 But now that I have it…
Why I love my friends
Early in 2006, Moofruot sent me her sock as per a prior agreement. I’ve mentioned that before. My friends think it’s odd that I carry the sock around in my backpack, but it makes perfect sense to me. I…
Hot, like a bell pepper
“Doctor Doctor Master Albright, my name is—” “Please, please, my friends call me Doctor Master Albright.” Albright interrupted. “Doctor Master—” “It’s actually Doctor Doctor Master.” “But you just said—” “I was making conversation. I was trying to be friendly, but,…
The game’s on you!
It makes me sad that the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are on hiatus until the end of the writer’s strike. I mean, I like writers and I understand their anger against the studios, but damn… why punish Pixel?…
We have ice cream? That’s odd.
We have ice cream? That’s odd… better thaw it out and have some before it realizes we’ve neglected it for months …. oohhhh…. my tummy hurts. Ice cream=bad