Randomly Moofed
Memo to Pixel Inc. Associates There is henceforth a new position available. This position shall be “Random Moof” and shall carry a yearly salary of one hug, which is not enough for any benefits friendly or otherwise, but is a…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Deep, like a lobster
Today, I broke my glasses and wrote a poem. I was going to post it, but then I tore it up, because life sucks and nobody loves me. Also, that cute girl at school I like looked at me, then—…
Reapplications for friendships requested
Memo to all Pixel Inc. Associates Due to continued time shortages and increasingly pessimistic economic projections, Pixel Inc. has decided to lay-off some associates. Therefore, we will be reposting all positions and asking current team members to reapply. We understand…
I’m really famous on TV: haven’t you ever seen America’s Most Wanted?
My ten-year high school reunion is coming up in five years, so I’ve already started working on my lies. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie (or lie in general) is that it has to be…
I think Ashley said it best when she said…
“GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Grad school apps are not going well. Also, in case you were wondering, I registered temptationtoilet.com. I can’t believe nobody beat me to it! I’m thinking of turning it into a Web comic. My former co-writer and former artist…
Advice for Graduate School
After going through the whole process of applying to grad school, I’ve decided to write a ‘how to’ for people who are looking to get their Master’s degree… to look at while feeling destitute. Start early. I say this advice…
Things that are awkward
It’s a meme! A second generation meme, that is. I wish I’d thought it up, but as it is, credit goes to Ashley. And since I’m only against fifth generation memes and greater, here we go! There’s this girl I…
Texts I’ve sent in the last seven days
I got this idea from Abigail. Keep in mind that my phone doesn’t actually store anything in my outbox, so I had to reimagine these texts based on my inbox: Would you vote for Barack Obama if you found out…
Just a reminder…
Just a reminder, I really am boycotting NaBloPoMo starting……… NOW!! Update: Apparently MoFo was in November! My bad. I’ll start posting again on Friday. I need to work on applications for a while. Sorry.
Super Secret Project of Mystery!!
A fool says what he knows, a wise man hugs lots of people and charts the rate, frequency and amount in an easy to read area or line graph to display his non-scientific results to his friends and blog readers.…