Memo to Pixel Inc. Associates
There is henceforth a new position available.
This position shall be “Random Moof” and shall carry a yearly salary of one hug, which is not enough for any benefits friendly or otherwise, but is a great start for anyone seeking part-time employ.
We will be accepting applications until we fill this position and are specifically looking for someone with the following qualities:
- female
- Bilingual is preferred
- Curly to wavy dark hair
- Willing to commute to Canada, or work from home
- Is now No. 2 all time commenter
- Once sent me a sock
If you feel you can qualify, please feel free to contact us. We may have the perfect position for you.
To the HR department at Pixel Inc:
Please accept this post as a formal application for this position. If you require my CV, email me at subduedprincess@gmail.com.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Moof.