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We’re all in the same boat and the tide is rising fast.

In a three-piece suit, what’s the third piece?

So nobody thinks I’ve been an incommunicado jerk for no reason. This I did for work: This I did for school: And this I did for my friends: That sort of sums up the spheres of my life, I’d say.…

I’ve decided to start my own organization to better inform voters of the potential candidates for their elected offices. I call it the League of Chick Voters. I even made a logo. I figure we’ll focus on sending candidates intensely…

I’ve been thinking about superheroes a lot lately (I know, I know, I’m so conceited). Saturday, I dressed up as Mr. Incredible. Don’t ask. Anyway, my short stint as a mild-mannered page designer hiding his secret costumed identity led me…

I’m the kind of guy who will tell a joke knowing that nobody will ever ‘get’ it. I will stand in front of friends and complete strangers alike and say things that I find amusing, but that no one else…

This, courtesy of my friends the Jagears:

Dear Las Cruces Shooter Can I just call you “Shoot?” Thanks. So I noticed that you took the time to write a thoroughly censored letter to the city (twice!) and nobody took the time to respond to you. That just…

Have I ever said ’nuff said? No? ‘Nuff said.

Family (urgent) Friends (urgent) Work (urgent) Self (urgent) Friends (normal) Work (normal) Friends (leisure) Family (normal) Family (leisure) Self (normal) Self (leisure) There’s something wrong with this list. As far as I’ve thought about it (four minutes now), it’s accurate,…