Pixel

Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
  • Joined: January 2, 2006
  • Articles: 3953
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Mothers: the kryptonite of 10 year olds

I’m in the library study room, minding my own business watching a movie, reading a book, updating my blog and checking my e-mail (I multi-task). Two kids, no older than twelve, walk by. Five minutes later they walk by again…

Goodie Grab Bag X

Remember that guy that raped, murdered and ate the flesh of sixteen orphans last year? Yeah, well, he’s going around collecting money for UNICEF and I think we should do a nice feature story on him. (recoveries gone wrong) 2:…

I plagiarallegiance to the flag..

Friday, while working on a page for Sunday, I came across a columnist that took credit for an internet list that was not his. Saturday, my managing editor told his boss about it. Sunday, the editor in chief looked up…

Plagiarist today, gone tomorrow

Pixel, Rick, Here is **the columnist**‘s response to my asking if he was the original author of the list for the Wal-Mart column … Unfortunately, I found the Wal-Mart list posted on Web sites dating to 1999 … One Web…

An eye for a joke

I caught a plagiarist yesterday. A paid, local columnist (and retired journalist, no less), who included a list of things to do to pass the time while in Wal-Mart: When a guy goes to Wal-Mart with his wife, he has…

Foods not covered in the five-second rule

Foods not covered under the five-second rule: Pasta-based foods including lasagna, ravioli, hot pizza and any pastaish beverages. Soup. Liquid mercury, sulfuric acid and all other deadly materials. Liquids. Jello. Yogurt, pudding. Ice cream. Buffalo wings, ribs. Enchiladas. Cold cuts…