It ain’t calculus
I’m using the free internet at Arby’s when I get hungry and decide to get some fries and a drink. I go up to the counter and order. The total is $5.11, I hand her a $20, a nickel ($.05),…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
These ads are so gay
So I created a new Myspace. (www.myspace.com) Now, I hate myspace, so I didn’t feel like redoing my profile. Instead, I decided to let all my friends do it. I posted my e-mail address and password on my blog and…
Bipedal
(This is from an e-mail I sent some months ago. I’d hoped to be able to use it later, but have yet to find a place for it, so enjoy.) So I decided to buy a bike in the vain…
A Private Opinion
There is no privacy in the constitution. There’s no need. When the constitution was written, in order to suitably violate someone’s privacy, you had to be a sick, muckraking busybody. Then a justifiably forgotten Frenchman named Joseph Nicephore Niepce invented…
By the way…
A tip for reading this blog: even when I’m serious, I’m not serious. I don’t believe half of the stuff I say nor would I defend it. Half of the beauty of a blog is that you get a chance…
Boy, anger sure helps the grieving process
Stage 1: Disbelief. Stage 2: Anger. Stage 3: Bargaining. Stage 4: Acceptance. What they really need is a step 5: you get your way and all the bad things go away. P.S. (5.5.2006) The last line is a joke. I…
Following up on momentary sadness is the hardest part of quitting the blogosphere
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:((
Well, I’ve neglected you all semester because I cared more about doing a good job at work than having friends or a family or a social life or a relationship. And the posts I did that were simply me trying…
WTF! Carnival #7
Wow, That’s Funny The wheel has come full square, so to speak, and now it is Kingdom of Heathen’s turn to host the “Wow, That’s Funny” Carnival once more. A collection of witticisms, the carnival is a friendly competition for…
WTF mate?
Arbitrary pushing of carnival rather than a legitimate post. 🙂 Soon, kiddos, soon… Vote for me. I’m the funny one.