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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Bad Advice

Pyroxelation

Among certain of my friends, I am notorious for giving bad advice. I find it amusing. Among other friends, I am well known for my excellent advice. I find that insightful. Among other friends, I am known for my sometimes…

I expected more from you

🙂 I have no expectations for my friends.  At least not really.  If I did, I’m sure I’d get disappointed so much more often. If you think about it, that’s how friendships develop, really.  While I’ve met people that fit…

On Work

Remember that period when I didn’t blog about anything but philosophy exclusively for two weeks? Yeah, I feel like I’m doing that about work now. Sorry guys. I’ll stop.

Pixel Editor-in-Chief

The News Editor wants me to apply for the Editor-in-Chief position next year. At first I said ‘no’ out of modesty, but now I seriously don’t want to do it. Seriously. First off, I doubt I’ll have enough time. That…

I own this place

I might as well live in the newsroom. I spend more time here than humanly possible and have as much, if not more, knowledge– in my two and a half weeks on the job– of the paper and paper-related factoids…

The $5 remainder

Every time I wake up in the morning, I lose $9. Simply by not dying in the night (oh, to be so lucky), I have lost $9. Because every thirty nights I don’t die, I must pay $270. Now, that…

It is official

The United States blows. What makes even dialing out of this country such a big ordeal? Honestly. 🙁 Well, if you can read this: happy birthday Angela. I tried calling, honest. But my luck wasn’t any better here than it’s…

I, Rule (part II)

Community service in Pixelonia serves two purposes: it gives young kids exposure, time to mature, and builds character AND it provides a grand service to the community relatively cheaply. Community service includes all of the following (and more): Trash collection…