Pixel

Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Uncle Pixel

My brother knocked up his wife. I’m going to be an uncle. Again. (oh, wait, was that a family secret? Damn! I’m really bad about keeping those..)

$1.09!!

Wow, I made $1.09 just for having all of my money tied up in my checking account and not touched for four months! I feel like I’m an investment guru. I’m a monetary genius! I’ve MADE money by wisely deciding…

WTF! Carnival #6

WTF! So heres my first hosting of the Wow, That’s Funny! Carnival, and let me tell you, I am a proud host. So I have the submissions. Vote for three of your favorites. And laugh. Laugh your heart out. A…

WTF in April?

This is the final call for submissions. Please submit your quips to the WTF Carnival… Please forward this message to twelve strangers.

We’re person people

“Persons.”  For a moment, I was angry at the fact that people thought such a concept existed. I mean, multiple persons are people, right?  Not quite. See, we use ‘people‘ when we’re talking about the masses:  People say, people do,…

Complete sentences, complete sentences!

People! C’mon already. Honestly. What the F? Needs. For class, just a quote. Yes, just a quote. But noooo…. What interview? What survey? None. A dozen answers, no complete thoughts. Complete sentences make journalism so much easier. So please, people,…

Inferiority Complex

There’s a definite advantage to having a specialized blog. Namely, the lack of a feeling of inferiority. I never feel that. Sometimes, I think this blog is the exact opposite of specialized. Generalized if you will (or specialised and generalised…

Four-saken

In 2000, my brother and his friends Gilbert, Sergio, and Richie moved into an apartment together. Six months later, my brother left the house and only remained friends with Gilbert, who also moved out. In 2002, my friends Miguel, Pamela,…

ickh

ickh ickh Note: The preceding post was typed by my friend Miguel while messing with my computer’s dashboard and the “Word Press Dash” widget. Despite all outside appearances, it is not a statement of my great dislike for elderly people…