Turn to the person to your left.
Turn to the person to your left. Now turn to the person to their right. You just turned on yourself.
Turn to the person to your left. Now turn to the person to their right. You just turned on yourself.
Mary was a virgin. She never slept with anybody but God. Who was also Jesus. Okay, well maybe she did some hand & mouth stuff, but that’s it
Usually, every Easter my Twitter stream is filled with all sorts of overly saccharine puns. But this year? Not a peep.
Fun fact: when Vin Diesel chose his stage name, he was frantically looking around his car. He nearly chose “Handbrake Check Engine Light”
Not even Hitler did Hitlerish things!
This makes me sad https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/apr/09/social-networks–children-chat-feel-less-happy-facebook-instagram-whatsapp?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
What if the White Walkers actually built the wall expecting Westeros would pay for it?
If Penn students didn’t constantly remind us that Penn is in the Ivy League, we wouldn’t have to constantly remind them that it’s still Penn
My NCAA teams, ranked: @NMSU; @NevadaWolfPack; @DukeU; most other teams; Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Milo, and Martin Skhreli; and *THEN* @UNC.
We don’t want ACCESS to Daylight, we want DAYLIGHT. This Daylight Savings Time is just Daytime Care Lite.