Everyone calls her Ayn Rand, but nobody points out how she’s just a shitty Nietzsche.
Everyone calls her Ayn Rand, but nobody points out how she’s just a shitty Nietzsche. I call her Shietzsche.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Trump has 140 characters available each tweet.
Trump has 140 characters available each tweet. And yet, he never uses them to demonstrate any character of his own.
I’m beginning to think this is less 4-dimensional chess and more 4-square checkers.
Another delay to repealing Obamacare. I’m beginning to think this is less 4-dimensional chess and more 4-square checkers.
“Everyone hates congress but loves their representative.
“Everyone hates congress but loves their representative.” That’s not inconsistent- we just all hate @tedcruz.
This is why millennials can’t have avocado toast.
Congress trying to undo Dodd-Franks is why millennials can’t have avocado toast.
When I lived in Canada, people wore the equivalent of a polar bear to stay warm.
When I lived in Canada, people wore the equivalent of a polar bear to stay warm. Girls who wanted attention only wore a penguin. It was sexy
Pfft.
Pfft. I’ve been to New Zealand. We’ll never domesticate Kiwis.
JFK is 100 today, but he doesn’t look a day over 46 1/2.
JFK is 100 today, but he doesn’t look a day over 46 1
My best friend thinks it’s funny to FaceTime me while driving.
My best friend thinks it’s funny to FaceTime me while driving. I just get annoyed at how reckless he is with his mobile data.
“This is great in some ways, terrible in others, and… I’ve run out of things to say.
“This is great in some ways, terrible in others, and… I’ve run out of things to say.” Sometimes, the Compliment Sandwich is open-faced.