Okay, admit it.
Okay, admit it. Who else was surprised @tedcruz enjoys watching human sex?
Okay, admit it. Who else was surprised @tedcruz enjoys watching human sex?
Keep Dreamers, deport Nazis.
Damn it, @wokecuck is taken. I nearly changed my user name.
Do people in Vancouver call it the ‘couv? I may be very tired because it is 3 am for me and the world disagrees.
Me, as a guest on tv: I just want to say, “hi mom!” She knows who she is.
Daenerys Targaryen would totally print her résumé on business cards and hand them out to everyone she met.
Screw it. Since nobody cares anymore, I’m going to spl-boldly-it all of my infinitives.
Would you vote if presented with a false dichotomy?
If we all choose to be getaway drivers, we’re just a group of people going on a nice drive.
I’ve finished fewer games of Risk than friendships while playing games of Risk.