There are Grammar Nazi Twitter users, so of course there are Gun Nut Pedants.
There are Grammar Nazi Twitter users, so of course there are Gun Nut Pedants.
There are Grammar Nazi Twitter users, so of course there are Gun Nut Pedants.
I’m not calling you stupid, but you sure are comfortable saying stupid things.
Strange that mass shooters always get legal guns as opposed to, say, uzis or AK-47s.
“Scott Budman: Had a rough day? Mark Zuckerberg lost $3.6 billion today. Jeff Bezos lost $3.2 billion. Google’s founders lost $2.3 billion, each. Bill Gates lost $2.2 billion. (Source: Bloomberg)” Oh no! Now they only have as much wealth as…
I only wish I’d gone into finance when I look at my 401k. I just have so many questions. For instance, what happened to the first 400,999?
I, for one, am shocked, Shocked that Trump is racist.
I always cap off the end of the year with enough champagne to give me blurry vision, which is why I look forward to a New Year’s resolution.
But who cares what people say as long as they mean well? …which I guess is why my brother cares that I say “happy holidays” to annoy him.
My brother polices my language when I say “happy holidays” because he thinks 90% of people are Christians anyway and we shouldn’t police language.
The final tweet of a person left behind by our health care system. He tried a GoFundMe for his insulin, but fell $50 short.