When you diss someone and laugh when it hurts their feelings, that’s shade-enfreud.
When you diss someone and laugh when it hurts their feelings, that’s shade-enfreud.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Pro-tip: If you slow down @benshapiro by 50 percent, he sounds less like a cross between a thirsty auctioneer and a cocky payday lender.
Pro-tip: If you slow down @benshapiro by 50 percent, he sounds less like a cross between a thirsty auctioneer and a cocky payday lender.
2: You’ve never read Harry Potter? What are you, illiterate? 1: Hey! 2: I’m sorry, I genuinely didn’t think you’d know what that meant.
2: You’ve never read Harry Potter? What are you, illiterate? 1: Hey! 2: I’m sorry, I genuinely didn’t think you’d know what that meant.
I like a lot of dairy in my coffee.
I like a lot of dairy in my coffee. I’ll have a half Half & Half.
1: you’re very handsome.
1: you’re very handsome. 2: no, you must just have terrible vision. … I’m bad at accepting compliments…
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I missed new year’s and birthday posts the past few years. They’ve been great years by any objective metric, but the subjective experience has been mostly stress and ennui. I’ve been on a bit of a tour of old friends…
I’m like a fish: I’m bad at analogies.
I’m like a fish: I’m bad at analogies.
Y’allTube is the plural of YouTube.
Y’allTube is the plural of YouTube.
Teaching, derailed by student: T: suppose you had eight arms.
Teaching, derailed by student: T: suppose you had eight arms. S: how did I get them? T: at the arm store. By which I mean the morgue.
In some gangs, people tattoo their last names across their backs.
In some gangs, people tattoo their last names across their backs. So they know who’s who while playing shirts vs. skins.