I’m going to try to think one positive thought about myself every day.
I’m going to try to think one positive thought about myself every day. Today’s thought was: I have protons.
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Does Superman have the most devastating flatulence?
Does Superman have the most devastating flatulence?
Valentine’s day came and went; I did neither.
Valentine’s day came and went; I did neither.
Your spy name is your favorite president’s first name followed by your favorite type of gold.
Your spy name is your favorite president’s first name followed by your favorite type of gold. Your spy number is the age at which you last wet the bed in a three-digit format. Mine is Franklin Tooth, 006.
Two wrong decisions don’t make a right decision.
Two wrong decisions don’t make a right decision. Me: Oh no
1: I’m you, from the future! 2: Oh wow! What happens to me then? 1: As if you don’t know: you ruined my life! I’ve come back to kill you!
1: I’m you, from the future! 2: Oh wow! What happens to me then? 1: As if you don’t know: you ruined my life! I’ve come back to kill you!
#improvedimprov 1: You should look at nature, it’s more beautiful than looking at your phone all the time.
#improvedimprov 1: You should look at nature, it’s more beautiful than looking at your phone all the time. 2: Nah, I’ve seen all of nature’s junk.
I think I need a hashtag for this.
I think I need a hashtag for this.. it’s basically a bunch of things I didn’t say at improv, but wish I had… #improvedimprov?
1: I’m you— from the future! 2: You.
1: I’m you— from the future! 2: You… you look horrible, what happened?? 1: I know! I came back to warn you— Time travel takes years off your life.
1: I’m you from the future! 2: How did you come back? And why?? 1: Isn’t it obvious? I want to run a train on myself.
1: I’m you from the future! 2: How did you come back? And why?? 1: Isn’t it obvious? I want to run a train on myself.