“Time to move on.
“Time to move on.” -Person who will not move on for a long time
“Time to move on.” -Person who will not move on for a long time
Hey everybody! They finally figured out why we’re like this!! “Study suggests humor could be an emotion regulation strategy for depression”
Did I just lose an hour??? – me, everyday on Twitter
David Perell: “The internet has a recency bias. Old ideas aren’t resurfaced enough. We’re obsessed with what’s happening right now. Articles, blog posts, interviews, documentaries. You name it. The world needs older ideas.” Now is my time to shine.
I used to hate my life until I realized that’s for other people to hate.
Same, baby. Same.
Reporter: Baby, baby, you just came into this world. What do you think about existence? Baby: *cries*
Always the drunk dialer, never the drunk dialee
Judas: wait, so did I! Jesus: yeah, that’s what you get!
Jesus: drink of this red wine, for it is my blood. Mary Magdalene: but I’m having white wine. *Jesus giggles*