The only thing all my problems have in common is me.
The only thing all my problems have in common is me. Also, pumpernickel.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I wish I did more death defying stunts than tweeting while driving.
I wish I did more death defying stunts than tweeting while driving.
Living alone is the worst— it’s being trapped with your own worst enemy.
Living alone is the worst— it’s being trapped with your own worst enemy.
You want me out of your life.
You want me out of your life. That’s cool, I want me out of my life, too.
Being sick is the worst.
Being sick is the worst. I want to die slightly more than usual.
1: what do you do on weekends? 2: it varies.
1: what do you do on weekends? 2: it varies. Like, last weekend, I accidentally killed then quickly buried a hitchhiker. 1: … 2: *realizing what I said* oh no. I’m sorry, that was two weekends ago!
I would tell dad jokes.
You get sent back in time and have to figure out how to convince your parents who you are. How would you do it? I would tell dad jokes.
You think ceiling fans are important.
You think ceiling fans are important. Show me a ceiling fan that’s not attached to a ceiling.
I need to be more concise and.
I need to be more concise and… STOP.
It’s #PiDay2019! In honor of the day, I learned all the digits to pi.
It’s #PiDay2019! In honor of the day, I learned all the digits to pi. Just not in the right order.