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Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

The 2005 Eli Awards

Best Overall Post (I Give Up)^3 Funniest Post Let’s make a dead philosopher cry Oddest Post Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!! Most Insightful Post Accepting Vagueness Most Memorable Post I, Kid Most Original Post P42 Worst Overall Post Urrghh… Best Meme Goodie…

The Redisplaced New Mexican

Okay. This internet connection officially sucks. As does this computer. I miss my lappy. ~~~ One of the worst things in the world is pulling out your little, black, Tom Riddle-type moleskin book to get the e-mail addresses of all…

A Hair Affair IV

Screw donating my hair to chemo-irradiated orphan children in the third world: I’m making a rope out of it!

Here I come home again

To all the people I said I’d e-mail as soon as I got back: I’m working on it. Give me some time. This is easier than individual e-mails. Don’t worry all, I am safely in New Mexico. The plane didn’t…

Goodbye. I go.

Goodbye Australia, I go. I’ve loved my time here more than you’ll ever know. Goodbye New South Wales, I go. For you, I shed no tear: it’s the people to whom my tales I will always owe. Goodbye Sydney, I…

remember when…

I’m going to miss these people more than anyone has any possible idea. In no particular order, I remember when… Jack Black cut in front of me in the queue as I was boarding a plane on the way here.…

Wow, That’s Funny! Issue No. 2

This month’s carnival of “Wow, That’s Funny!” is up on Quailitude Dot Com. Next month is going to be hosted by Seth. You can submit your own quips by e-mailing them to submissions@pixcapacitor.com. Be sure to follow the rules. Remember,…

WTF Carnival #2

(reposted from the past) Wednesday, November 30, 2005 Well, here we are again, the Wow, That’s Funny Carnival #2. The same people are here, mainly Me, Myself, and I. Oh, and then there’s Seth, Pixel, and the newbie Adam. Replacing…

Know Comment

I’ve noticed that some posts don’t even trickle in the blogospherical psyche while some seem to gather comments like they’re going out of style (which they are. Comments are so last season). For a long time I assumed it was…

Worth a Gigabyte of memories

When I was 16, my friend decided to go on a midnight hike across a mountain. Not wanting him to die, I went with him– wearing all black– across a mountain that was 40 km across (or 22 gallons). By…