Birth Name: Genaro Mariscal Marrufo Born: 2 March, 1931 Height: 1.62 meters Weight: 55 kilos Super Powers: Wisdom, super ability to entertain youngsters, charisma, ineffable luck. Biography: Grandpa was born the sixth of 13 children, but only ever met about…
There’s been a thought running through my head all week now. It doesn’t let me sleep, it doesn’t let me wake up, it doesn’t let me enjoy life. I’m happy, but it’s an intellectual happiness. There’s something amiss. Will go…
People love me. I don’t know why. I truly don’t. I’m funny, smart, amusing, unique, wise, I listen, and I care about people a hell of a lot, but I don’t do any of those things in any particular combination…
This is part of the “So you want to be a sociopath” series of pixelated gaming: “Mean juxtaposition:” Combine two extreme opposites in a list in the hopes that the person you’re talking to (preferrably on IM) will respond to…
Quoth the Sethular: “atheists produce better humor than theists” At some point in the not-too-distant past, I would say that I agreed with this. I argued that half of what is funny is irreverence towards what others deem to be…
Ouch. And I’m $6k in the hole again. Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:29:58 -0500 From: Samantha Gross To: pixelq@nmsu.edu Cc: Dawn Koban , Study Abroad Subject: PAST DUES ISEP DIRECT SM1 2005-2006 Dear Pixel, Please find attached the past…
2: I try to make people regret talking to me sometimes. 1: Yeah, I can tell. 2: Wait… I’ve never done that to you. Have you ever read something that was meant to be funny but wasn’t? 3: Have you…
I have decided to create a new game This one is called “Random Intelligence.” The point is for me to provide you with five to ten new (to me) facts, figures, or stories. These need not be particularly rare, important,…
That’s it. I’m switching to Apple. My next lappy is either going to be an iBook or a PowerBook. 12.1″ most likely. I like the measurement because it’s familiar. And now… to comparison shop. Apparently I have the hook up…
Wait. Isn’t New Mexico supposed to be warm? What is it with this weather?? Gosh. Temperature tonight: Shiver with a 50% chance of brr. (5 to 15 C and 41 to 60 F, by the way. Well, it’s colder than…