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This bit of intelligence from a bathroom stall as per yesterday’s post: Rethink Patriotism Wow. I like it because it’s short, sweet, and yet it still packs a whallop. I bet you nobody’s found anything as awesome as that.

I never realized thermodynamics were so harsh: you cannot win or quit the game, you cannot tie the game unless it is very cold, it doesn’t get that cold.

John Adams “Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot confine it.” Isaac Asimov “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”

Look at this idiot. He’s such a tool. Half of his opinions are stupid (or inane, or too stupid to have opinions about) and the others are based on lies and half-truths. Furthermore, he’s a real right-wing nut-job as can…

Ever noticed how, in scary movies, they never show you the point of view of the killer? Or how they often use newspaper clippings to tell the story that the writer couldn’t work into the dialogue on the count of…

Okay, hands up, who all remembered how I’d already pinpointed where everyone goes wrong with blogging before? EVERY blogger should go to this link and follow my advice.

My grand-uncle has a saying: “Cuando encuentres tu pendejo, ¡no lo sueltes!” which translates, roughly, to “once you find your idiot, never let him go” My regular uncle has another saying: “Cada quien escoge sus chingaderas.” which translates, smoothly, to…

Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard. But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude. Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created…