What?? You didn’t vote for Nader?? You’re sooo out of my blog. What?? You eat meat?? You’re soooo gone. What?? Your hair is short?? That sound like something HITLER would do!! You’re sooooo kicked out. What?? You’re Super-Christian?? You’re soooooo…
This post is bigger than the ratio of George Lucas’ movie writing skill to the success of his movies. If this is your first time on this blog, go away, we don’t want you here. Go see Morris. He wants…
Acabo de acabar mis exámenes finales. Ay Caramba, como me violaron… Me siento como si mis pompis jamas se cerrarán completamente otra vez. Pinches examenes… Ay. Pero lo qué se me parece más gracioso es que NUNCA estudié. En serio,…
What happens when the TV series you grew up watching was non-canonical? Do you give up your claims to its awesomeness and superiority over other incarnations and interpretations of it? Do you investigate these incarnations with a more accepting eye…
all cops are bastards, parking enforcers are the tools of bastards.
$115 Million budget for the sixth movie in a franchise that passed its peak 25 years ago… The Phantom Menace sucked anus, the Attack of the Clones was the equivalent of a live fart, what makes anybody want to watch…
Note: relatively long post. First time visitors to this blog should go away. Possibly to barely-legal, the blog. Humans spend one third of their life asleep. Not all at once, mind you, you can’t go to sleep at 50, wake…
Note to Self: Ibook, youbook, we all book for Facebook! Note to Self: That rhyme doesn’t work with anything but Myspace. Note to Self: What’s Myspace? Note to Self: What’s Facebook? Note to Self: I don’t know. I’m Australian. Note…
Pixel Q. Styx: ‘Tis a good title, you think? Albus Dumbledore: I love it. In fact, it’s good enough to be a movie title! Pixel: Oh, like the hit book of the same name, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?…
The following is, word for word, the notes that I had for my Pro-PATRIOT Act presentation in which I handed my opponents their bums on a platter: constitution is a living document under attack, countries withdraw C Library records avail.…