So when do We get our New Hope?
I take back all of my railing against Star Wars. Any movie that makes a political statement against the Prez is alright with me.. Except for that damned Fahrenheit 9 What was with that? Seriously…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Polluted Airwaves
While cruising today, I noticed that of the dozen or so stations on the radio, a full four of them were Christian. This man on one station was complaining about people who comment on the bible. “Why listen to them…
Death to Honda
When I first bought my car, I thought, “ooh, a hybrid! All my car woes will cease from this day forth.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Girls are Dumb
I have a friend who had been in a committed relationship for about a million years. Some time ago, they broke up because my friend cheated–multiple times– with a person five years older who was also in a blasted relationship.…
Yo Momma
After several years of publicly denouncing ‘yo momma’ jokes and insults, I finally began spewing them like no orifice was enough. I didn’t want to, but I couldn’t stop. Finally, just as my friends started partaking in the festivities, I…
Saturdays with Pixel
Turns out I didn’t get up at 10:20. I wanted to, but I didn’t. I suspect it’s Lou Gehrig’s Disease, I should call my old, favorite student, comission he write a book of me, so then some guy eight years…
Blog Mods for us HTML Buffs… I mean Geeks
I love blogger. These tutorials can even let me look like a savvy techno-guy. And now… sleep. In case you didn’t read the newly positioned permalink (top right), it’s 5:02 right now… and I have to get up at 10:20.
March of DEATH
Boy, is my face red. Yours would be too if you’d just finished a weekend filled with fires, weeds, dirty water, yo mamma jokes, little or no Halo, swimming, a ten mile hike of death, a surprisingly awesome party with…
Don’t you just love my new labels? This way you don’t have to read the posts that don’t interest you. For instance, the entire month of May…
Have you ever heard something that made you laugh or chuckle? But then you go back and analyze it and you find out that you have no idea what the person’s angle is or what he’s really saying? I live…
Dems Whine, Repubs Ouster
What?? You didn’t vote for Nader?? You’re sooo out of my blog. What?? You eat meat?? You’re soooo gone. What?? Your hair is short?? That sound like something HITLER would do!! You’re sooooo kicked out. What?? You’re Super-Christian?? You’re soooooo…