Kids are Stupid
Crudler. It is now May. The month of the emerald. Taurus cusp Gemini. The Roman Kalends of Maius. Peter Parker’s aunt May. Can I? Yes you can, but May you is the question. It’s May. May May May. And as…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
When the Jazzman Testifies…
… Am I the only one who has ever cried at the Simpsons? Also, check out this crazy ass quote: “People who have worked in and lived near tanneries are dying of cancer caused by exposure to toxic chemicals used…
Bill of Lefts
Continued from “Bill of Rights“ Amendment XI The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another…
W to the F to the U
So, apparently, I pissed off Tyler Woodard with this comment. Who is T. Woodard, you ask? Hmmm.. Well, he’s from Washington, apparently (bloody hell, how many of you are there? Good god, people…). And he’s really, really into 1337 Speek.…
A Pixelated WTF Now?
What is this? Why does he have the same title as I? Why is it all cream and orange? And why, oh, why, is he first on the result list for Google? I think I’m going to cry.
Privacy– Nazi Style
When I first started this group, I checked everyone on our school directory to make sure they weren’t Parking Nazis (never mind the ethics. I worried about it with every search, but the point is in practical application: people’s rights…
His voice is quite pronounced
This is nuts. If I could pronounce some of these, I’d make up awesome swear words. No more codswallop, twatbucket, or piddlestopper for me, no sir! I’d be a world class insulter! I’d even be able to come up with…
No, YOU’RE a Tyrant!
Tonight is the Boardgame Party with Brandi (who I’ve ne’er met but is on my good side on the count that she once wrote a letter to Gabe). It’s also the day of a speech from a guy I’ve ne’er…
No Deletion!!!
Ha ha! By taking out this code: , it is now impossible to delete any comments you post on here. Ha ha! Everything is permanent now! Just like Lyme Disease! Ha ha! Go ahead. Comment, then try to delete it.…
No Journal Left Behind
Best. Project. Ever.