Belief in editors: dumb
I hope Wesley won’t mind my reprinting his article here. I’m just commenting on the Round Up’s editing style… it bites. Half-Mast Thinking (replaced by Belief in God Dumb) As I strolled by the half-mast flags in front of the…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Objectively Amusing
Despite all outward appearances, I actually really dislike poetry.. at least non-Poe, non-Yeats, non-Frost, and non-humorous poetry.
Anonymity isn’t just for shy people anymore
Too many people know who I am. I was outside of the Student Union today and I ran into five people I knew and seven fans. Waaayy too many. I mean, I’m not adverse to the public, but being known…
A good wife always knows her place
They’re Reading This.
It seems that the Nazis know who I am. They’ve read my letter to the editor, a good portion of them know me by face (two of which are afraid of me), and some of them have even read the…
Consternation
It seems as if this fellow is either incompetent, a swindler, or in the privvy of more information than my current advisor. The guy wants me to pay directly to Macquarie, but my current advisors tell me that this is…
Finally, Acceptance.
Dear Pixel, I am pleased to advise that you have been sucessful in gaining a place in the Study Abroad / Exchange program at Macquarie University commencing MERGEFIELD. Congratulations! Attached is our acceptance package which includes: * Offer letter *…
Oh yous, Oh yous…
Okay, I know I’m not a 2, let alone a 1. Yous guys are all jerks. Okay, sure, it’s funny, but c’mon! Okay, fine. Maybe it’s my fault for posting the link. I’ll stop doing that now. Let’s see the…
Oh, the Humanity!
Click here. It’s the only way you’ll understand how absolutely devastated I am. Oh, but why would they do it?? Why? What possible reason could Net Disaster have for destroying the internet? Why? Why?? WHY???
It turns out that I am Not
So, anyway, based on five votes, I am a Five point Two. Ha ha! I’ve got an ugly mug! I’ve got an ugly mug! Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!!