Primary cause of death for men: heart disease.
Primary cause of death for men: heart disease. Primary cause of death for women: men. Does this imply that heart disease saves women?
Primary cause of death for men: heart disease. Primary cause of death for women: men. Does this imply that heart disease saves women?
1: You think you’re smarter than everyone, but you’re not! 2: Yeah, I know: I didn’t think you’d notice.
It’s hard to meet someone halfway when they keep moving the goalposts.
“The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded.” -Alec Guiness, mocking #StarWars fans in 1977
I try to give love every day. As a result, I am left with only hatred.
Why does it have to be an arms race? Why not another Space Race, a carbon-cutting race, or even just, like, a race to the big tree and back?
Is a paternity test a good Christmas gift?
Newt Gingrich has a Ph.D. in European History from Tulane but acts like he has a Certificate of Completion in Goebbelsmanship from Trump U.
The optimist’s guide to 2017 is just looking away, covering your ears, and yelling nonsense syllables for 12 months.
SPOILER ALERT: Darth Vader doesn’t die in #RogueOne.